Things in life you can blame on President Obama

A day doesn't go by without someone mentioning the name Obama. His name is more famous than any movie star that was ever created. Some people have forgotten the previous presidents because all they know is the name Obama. Today people attach his name to whatever goes wrong in the country, world, and even the galaxy. I can't even get to the letter "O" in the alaphabet without being mad over all the crap he has done to me.So here are some things you can probably blame him for and when his term is over you can go back to your orginal life.

• “O” caused global warming

• “O” is responsible for the wars 
• “O” didn't stop the protestors in Ferguson 
• “O” didn't give me a job 
• “O” made me lose my house 
• “O” made me lose my health insurance 
• “O” made my wife leave me 
• “O” made my car run out of gas 
• “O” made me lose my cell phone 
• “O” made my kids hate me 
• “O” made me lose my land 
• “O” didn't help the black people 
• “O” didn't stop the tornado 
• “O” didn't put the wild fire out 
• “O” didn't help the Syrians
• “O” didn't stop the bullet from killing me 
• “O” didn't make me white like I wanted to be 
• “O” made me fat 
• “O” made me pick my nose 
• “O” is responsible for my father dying of ice cream overdose 
• “O” is responsible for the drugs everywhere 
• O let the terrorist on the plane 
• I can't go on vacation because of “O” 
• “O” is the reason I don't have a husband
• “O” is the reason I can't go to church 
• “O” caused me not to see 
• We can't invade earth because of "O"

 

So now you can breathe easy since we have someone to blame all of our stupid problems on. Sleep well